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I say old chaps, I'm on my 2nd subscription and would formally like to introduce myself and maybe tell a tale or too, so lets begin :


Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy, Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.

I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a microwave and a toaster, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.


my chosen games are csgo / rust / soon to be scum! maybe own you all later

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