Sion Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin’, tootin’, shootin’, parachutin’, demolition double cap crimpin’ Frogman. There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. Two by’s, four by’s, six by’s. Those big motherfuckers that bend and go TSH TSH when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover. I’m a fighter. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this Frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers boys, I am Sion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmgImGay Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Lone Survivor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sion Posted June 17, 2015 Author Share Posted June 17, 2015 Lone Survivor You know it buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdr723 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 "no muff too tuff" I shit you not that's the slogan of a nearby muffler retailer lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSH1 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 "no muff too tuff" I shit you not that's the slogan of a nearby muffler retailer lol give them all your business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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