doo_doo Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 ! ATTENTION ! Chod is NOT a code man, he is in fact : An American CIA agent. How do I know? Well, let me tell you bro. 1. escape from tarkov is Russian, you see, the Russian government Is evil in the eyes of the U.S. !!! 2. If the U.S. is to really be prepared against a Russian cyber attack, the ONLY way to this is by stealing the kremlin THROUGH escape from tarkov!!! An anonymous source has leaked info, about a C.I.A. scientific electromagnetic computer agent hacker weapon man male , his real name is not known, however his fellow CIA agents refer to him as "Chod". That's right, you read that correctly, Chod. But that's not the whole story. Not only is Chod, (the individuals existence itself being classified) a highly secretive agent, but a MASTER of deception. His colleagues, have reported an alleged Agent Chod clone. But not just one, multiple, although mass hysteria ensued across the globe of "Chod clones", the man himself used this chaos as a way to manipulate the ultra large CIA computer screen teleporter. In just a few minutes, massive human hands were reported to have grabbed the entirety of the kremlin, and sucked back into a giant floating USB stick. I know this may have been shocking to learn of, but the reason Agent Chod, ( known colloquially as just "Chod" ) has a MASSIVE USB stick still connected to his computer, is because the CIA used cloning technology ( the same one that cloned the Other chods ) to biogenetically clone the usb/kremlin stick. Although we do not know the whereabouts of the many other CIA held USB sticks, we know (according to an anonymous source) that Chod still has one on his super big ass gaming rig. To all of you who are reading this, please, keep in mind that Agent Chod, although looked upon as an ordinary being, holds great power within his USB/kremlin stick. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripedocaralho Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 nice theory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daliel Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 change your dealer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autismos Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Now this is some quality shit posting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NovicaneZero Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Can I get some of whatever you're putting in your crackpipe? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioMan Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 (edited) doo_doo house after this post Edited December 20, 2019 by MarioMan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steinib Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 whatever you are smoking, stop it JUST STOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisCuba94 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinghot Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 NH4pudO.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethy21 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 CIA is too busy for that lol You would cry if you knew what some of the factions were into in our Clandestine ops :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chodder Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Thats a nice fanciful theory there. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parahybana Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 nice drugs dude. gimme some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majamans Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 what did u inject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishy_Kitten Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 I don't know guys, the part where he states that Chod has a massive USB stick seems legit. Big dongle hanging from his desktop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icheese&Youdied Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Do you know: Nikita is Mr. Trump. pssst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sofly1911 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 What is this fuckery. Did anyone else force themselfs to read but made no sense of it all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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